EST. 2019  •  THE EASY INN  •  STRAWBERRY HILL, KCK

DIE EASY

THE ORIGINAL ANNUAL READING OF DIE HARD

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TO DIE EASY!

THURSDAY DECEMBER 17

"Welcome to the party, pal."

EST. 2019  •  A FREE ANNUAL EVENT

ABOUT DIE EASY

A FREE annual event — a reading of the adapted children's book for adults, Die Hard, with photo ops, charity, and new surprises every year. Started in 2019, this event gets bigger every holiday season.

For the first time, it's a double feature! Come experience our entirely original adaptation of Lethal Weapon, “Wreathal Weapon”, turned into a Christmas children's book for adults (?!) followed by the one and only, the ORIGINAL reading of Die Hard.

Sit on the floor, feel like a kid again, and bring your tank tops. Take your picture inside an air duct and find out what a TV dinner feels like. Get Twinkies thrown at you. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Please understand this is a free event taking place at a smaller venue. Seating is first come, first served until The Easy Inn reaches full capacity.

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER — A DOUBLE FEATURE

YIPPEE-KI-YAY. WE'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS.

We doubled the size of the original book with new pages. Then we went and adapted Lethal Weapon into an entirely original Christmas kids-book for adults. Come for the double feature.

A Very Merry Wreathal Weapon — our original Lethal Weapon Christmas kids-book cover

DIE EASY PRESENTS

WREATHAL
WEAPON

FEATURE ONE · WORLD PREMIERE

Our entirely original adaptation of Lethal Weapon, reborn as a Christmas children's book for adults (?!). Riggs. Murtaugh. Tinsel. Questionable decisions.

RATED W FOR WREATH
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A Die Hard Christmas — the illustrated holiday classic book cover

THE ONE, THE ONLY

DIE
HARD

FEATURE TWO · THE ORIGINAL READING

The reading that started it all in 2019 — the adapted children's book for adults, Die Hard. Sit on the floor. Feel like a kid again. Bring your tank tops.

YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS

A FREE ANNUAL EVENT

WHAT GOES DOWN

Started in 2019, this thing gets bigger every holiday season. Here's the deal.

  1. 01

    ALL NIGHT

    CHARITY FOR CROSS-LINES

    Be a bigger hero than John McClane. Cross-Lines was established in 1963 as “a place of hope” for people facing the hardships of poverty. The organization serves as a community safety net, providing direct assistance to at-risk families, older adults, and individuals struggling to make ends meet.

    MOST-NEEDED ITEMS: cereal, dish soap, canned fruit, canned vegetables, soup, rice, and pasta. Bring it.

  2. 02

    ALL NIGHT

    PHOTO OPS

    Climb inside the air duct. Find out what a TV dinner feels like. Get the photo, dodge the Twinkies, and take the evidence home.

  3. 03

    7:00 PM

    DIE EASY TRIVIA

    Special guest hosts seize the Nakatomi airwaves with questions covering Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, and every gloriously unnecessary detail in between. Know your Gruber from your Riggs and you could walk away with special prizes.

  4. 04

    8:00 PM

    “WREATHAL WEAPON”

    Riggs. Murtaugh. Tinsel. Our entirely original Lethal Weapon adaptation arrives as a Christmas children's book for adults.

  5. 05

    9:00 PM

    DIE HARD

    The original reading returns. Sit on the floor, feel like a kid again, and heckle responsibly.

  6. 06

    10:00 PM

    KARAOKE

    When the readings wrap, the mic opens. Stick around for karaoke, questionable song choices, and one final office Christmas party decision.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em. New surprises every year.

THE IDIOTS THAT STARTED IT

BLAME THESE THREE

Alek, Pat and Josh — the founders of Die Easy
ALEK•PAT•JOSH

THE VENUE

THE EASY INN

322 N 6th St
Kansas City, KS 66101

Strawberry Hill's favorite dive bar and Kansas City's best kept secret for drinks, food specials, neighborhood vibes and Die Easy.

Open daily · Bar opens at 12pm

Get directions

LET US KNOW YOU'RE COMING

ARE YOU ON THE LIST?

It's free. It's chaos. It's the holidays. Add your name and it drops straight into the NAKATOMI DIRECTORY. Check in at the door just like McClane did in Die Hard!

KEEP THE PARTY GOING

CONTACT

Follow Die Easy on Instagram for event updates, photos, and the next call to the party.

@die__easy